The Daily Thought, Part I

Get a real damn dog, Obama. The president-elect (and I am so tired of hearing that phrase. It's bad enough we're about to put a man who wants to shake hands with terrorists in the White House without the little weasel trying to move in a month early) has narrowed his choices for "First Dog" down to a Labradoodle and a Portuguese Water Dog. Of COURSE Obama's choices would be

a.) Something that looks like a wet paper towel and
b.) Something foreign.

He could at least PRETEND like he's the President of a country besides Libya.